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August 16, 2022

Introducing Randy Cow – Top notch men’s swimming shorts

90% made from plastic bottles (10% is for your comfort)

The new must-haves for pool party animals are made with the planet in mind and promise a stylish yet comfortable fit. Produced from 90% recycled polyester (12 bottles are used for every pair) and 10% spandex, the shorts – along with Randy Cow’s awesome packaging – are free from single use plastic.

Waterproof pocket, guaranteed to keep your shizzle, wizzle free

Equipped with a waterproof pocket to keep belongings safe and dry up to 30m deep, Randy Cow’s shorts have triple stitched seams for longer lasting wear plus a four-way stretch to stay flexible. Guaranteeing blood supply to your udders – even when you sit down.

See these bad boys in awesome isolation

Randy Cow swim shorts are straight up sexy. Their big bold colours and stunningly inked patterns are perfectly finished with signature navy pockets. The exciting designs include octopuses, anchors, turtles, sharks, lobsters, daisies and more. The shorts also come in cool block colours from baby blue to lemon or raspberry.

Randy Cow has a pair of swim shorts for every surfer rocking his paddling pool, every chef firing up his barbecue and every gardener getting down right dirty on his knees.

Comments Randy Cow’s Founding Farmer, Dave Weller: Randy Cow is here to deliver top notch beachwear to keep the wanderlust alive in land-locked lockdown. Let us bring some seaside style or a splash of pool party vibe into your home – or send a pair to a mate and share the damn magic. Stay safe, stay home, be kind. Be colourful!”

We care for the planet

As much as we care about having the most awesome swimwear on the beach, we also care deeply about preserving our wonderful planet. To help do our bit, Randy Cow has been designed with sustainability in mind. Our shorts are made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex, and our packaging is free from any single use plastics. We’re also proud members of 1% for the Planet, where we have pledged to donate 1% of our sales to diverse charities aimed at solving the World’s problems.

Like father, like son

(or Uncle, Grandad…everyone likes the beach!) Randy Cow beachwear is suitable adult men and children, with swim short sizes ranging from 1-10 years for children. Nothing like a matching family outfit in summertime!

Designs for any mood

Whether you like to be loud and proud with bold designs such as octopuses and lobsters or more lowkey with a subdued lemon or baby blue, we have every preference for your swim shorts covered. We also offer micro-fibre quick dry towels and pool footwear within the Randy Cow collection to have you beach ready all summer long.

Discover the full collection of sustainable beachwear here

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